{"product_id":"my-brain-has-too-many-tabs-open-glitchcore-t-shirt","title":"My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open Glitchcore T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eFor the overloaded minds running too many thoughts, too many tabs, and absolutely not enough mental RAM.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); min-height: 13.8px;'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style='margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-width: normal; font-size: 20px; line-height: normal; font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eThis bold glitchcore graphic tee features a melting pixel skull surrounded by retro computer error windows, neon distortion, CRT static, and chaotic cyberpunk energy. The design reads \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e“MY BRAIN HAS TOO MANY TABS OPEN”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e with a small \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: TimesNewRomanPS-BoldMT; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: none;\"\u003e“GLITCH3S.exe”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e footer for that corrupted little signature touch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz\/yd² \/ 180 g\/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.\u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.\u003cbr\u003e.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.\u003cbr\u003e.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.\u003cbr\u003e.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49050793345252,"sku":"18682091108781828717","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49050793378020,"sku":"21644144611589515039","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49050793410788,"sku":"72802814666079615974","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49050793443556,"sku":"16087585726480793038","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49050793476324,"sku":"21396229114657875183","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49050793509092,"sku":"22601597657946942665","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49050793541860,"sku":"22310106205463358992","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49050793574628,"sku":"24230628626952903603","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49050793607396,"sku":"15532825889666455384","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/2591\/0500\/files\/1500723643300054774_2048.jpg?v=1780128869","url":"https:\/\/iu6i70-af.myshopify.com\/products\/my-brain-has-too-many-tabs-open-glitchcore-t-shirt","provider":"Gl1tch3s ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}